You Know You're In Your Third Trimester of Pregnancy When...

I saw a forum thread today where other third trimester pregnant ladies were putting a list together of "You Know You're In Your Third Trimester of Pregnancy" when's. I thought it would be fun to put together my own list that applies to me. So, without further ado:

You Know You're In Your Third Trimester of Pregnancy When...

• Putting on your shoes is an over-complicated process.
• You make involuntary grunting noises when you have to turn your torso or bend over.
• You can no longer reach your legs or see other certain body parts in order to shave them.
• You have to ask your husband to clip your toenails.
• You need help standing up from sitting on a chair or couch.
• The first thing you do when you stand up from your chair is use the restroom.
• You use the restroom every 10 minutes.
• You've started to wonder if maybe you should just stay on the toilet the entire day.
• You've become intimately familiar with every bathroom outside of your house, even if you were previously uncomfortable with using public restrooms.
• You have to ask your husband to slow down while walking because you cannot walk that fast.
• Walking across a parking lot feels like you've run a marathon.
• You can't stay standing for more than 5 minutes without your leg falling asleep.
• Rolling over in bed makes you feel like a beached whale, or possibly a turtle stuck upside down laying on its shell.
• Sleep? What's that?
• You feel ravenous all of the time but can't eat more than 10 bites before your stomach runs out of space.
• Dropping something on the floor (like a pen or your purse) is a serious disappointment.
• You can see your now-outie belly button (which used to be an innie!) through your maternity shirt.
• You are overheated all of the time because you're carrying a giant baby space heater.
• Your belly now doubles as a shelf.
• You make random "Oof!" or "Ouch!" noises throughout the day as your baby tries to take up residence in your rib cage.